The Office Inbetweener


How to LOSE a GIRL in 10 Ways

I know what you’re all thinking: seriously, ANOTHER How To guide? But relax, it’s not what you think. For you see, this is the title of the book that I’ve … Continue reading

19th March 14 · 178 Comments

How to get more Followers in 5 Easy steps

Another guide from some arsehole, whose opinion you never asked for Congratulations, you’ve started a blog. And although you’re churning out some fantastic material, no one seems to give a … Continue reading

17th March 14 · 323 Comments

Smithson vs Girl Seule – The Threesome

When you’ve watched as much porn as I have, there are certain things you inevitably want to experience for yourself. And for me – and I imagine many guys – … Continue reading

10th March 14 · 89 Comments

What I’d like to say to my father one day

Background My father was born and raised in Jaffna; a small, Tamil town in northern Sri Lanka. And like many Tamils of his generation, he was determined to leave from … Continue reading

9th March 14 · 163 Comments

Smithson vs Curious – The Ones That Got Away

So I was wondering the other day whether there were any women out there who were as ‘unlucky in love’ as I appear to be, when I stumbled across this … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 65 Comments

Sex acronyms, Tax services and a Canadian Beaver

I know what you’re all thinking… WHAT the fuck is this post going to be about? Well, it’s another classic Frat-Pack email exchange but in order to fully appreciate it, … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 88 Comments

The Heist – Part I

We ALL do stupid things when drunk. Admittedly some more so than others but the common factor every time is that it always seems to make perfect sense. … One … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 92 Comments

The Heist – Part II

Read Part I here Of course, the whole gift gesture was supposed to be a surprise but after a quick assessment of the lamp, I realised that this was no … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 100 Comments

His friends call him Nova. As in…

Casanova. Womanizer. Lothario. Clearly words that you wouldn’t use to describe me. But over the years I’ve had the pleasure of observing some true masters at work. And my pick … Continue reading

15th February 14 · 84 Comments

The Book





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