The Office Inbetweener


Smithson vs Juniper – Chris Martin

In addition to naked women and awesome playlists, strip clubs are also great as they’re almost always quieter than the local haunts. And the extortionate price of drinks usually ensures that … Continue reading

11th February 14 · 70 Comments

Smithson vs Girl Seule – The Threesome

When you’ve watched as much porn as I have, there are certain things you inevitably want to experience for yourself. And for me – and I imagine many guys – … Continue reading

7th February 14 · 97 Comments

A Weekend in Prague

Me: “I don’t know. It sounds kind of gay, two guys going to Prague for the weekend. Isn’t it known for being romantic?” Tom: “Well no one else can make … Continue reading

6th February 14 · 49 Comments

Third time’s a charm, right?

So after the sights, sounds, smells (and furious masturbation) of Africa, it was on to South America. And having ‘almost joined’ the mile high club with a Danish girl I’d … Continue reading

5th February 14 · 75 Comments

The Balance Sheet

I promise I’m working on some new stuff. But in the meantime… It dawned on me recently that for a blog that has the word ‘Office’ in its title, I … Continue reading

4th February 14 · 77 Comments

You call that a cock block? This is…

The following is a genuine email exchange that took place between me and the Frat-Pack towards the end of my trip to Africa in ’12. … Forwarded conversation Subject: Last … Continue reading

3rd February 14 · 95 Comments

How to STAY single in your 30s

MODERN DAY DATING TIPS FOR THE SINGLE MAN They say: “Don’t worry. You’ll find someone soon, I know it.” “You should meet my friend. She’ll be perfect for you.” “Hang … Continue reading

1st February 14 · 122 Comments

Order the hot wings before your date

Since separating from my ex-wife, I’ve only really ‘dated’ one girl. Really? But you seem like such a catch Sean. I know, right? Okay, so I get that a large part … Continue reading

16th January 14 · 200 Comments

Turn up with a guy who has more money than you

I think I first met Christina back in ‘05 as I was still on XY’s graduate programme at the time. Following a minor ticking off from management about my billable … Continue reading

5th January 14 · 78 Comments

Totally misread the situation

I knew from the first moment I saw her that Catherine and I were going to end up sleeping with one another. Assuming we both got offered jobs of course. … Continue reading

27th November 13 · 70 Comments