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SOME GUYS JUST AREN'T CUT OUT FOR A 9 TO 5…

The Book

How to Lose a Girl in 10 Ways
Words from a Wonderfully Woeful Womaniser

“I sort of want to hate you, but you’re so refreshingly direct it’s brilliant. London ladies better watch out.”

“Your adventures never cease to amuse and disgust me at the same time. And yet as a single lady, I continue to be intrigued as to how bad it would actually be to sleep with you.”

“Funniest thing I’ve read in years. If this didn’t actually happen, this guy is a genius!”

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Some guys are just lucky with women. Others create their own luck. And then there are those who seemingly make all the RIGHT moves and say all the RIGHT things, yet still end up going home alone.

Whether it’s with colleagues, perfect strangers or even hookers! Something always seems to go wrong. Well I’m THAT guy. And these are my stories.

I mean c’mon, who wants to read about the guy who always GETS the girl?

Paperback available from Amazon (UK only), The Book Depository (free worldwide P&P), Troubador Publishing and most online book retailers (UK).

Or download the eBook from Amazon (Kindle)Barnes & Noble (Nook), Google Play, iTunes, or The Kobo Store.

If you’re a fan of the blog, you won’t be disappointed. But don’t take my word for it…

“Being an arse shouldn’t be this much fun.”

“Every so often, someone comes along and tells a story so well that they could be telling you anything and you’d read it. Sean Smithson is one of those people.”

“…reading his book was a bit like watching a car crash, you know, the kind of thing where you want to turn away but you just can’t.”

43 comments on “The Book

  1. nugs321
    25th March 14

    Can’t wait for the ebook to read on my kobo 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. david
    5th April 14

    Hi Sean,
    I remember you as a 3 year old going to the zoo with us in Sri Lanka. You were so little and now you are so mature and writing your own book!!
    Please let me know how I can go about ordering a hard copy.
    All the best with this!!
    Best Regards,
    David

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    • Sean Smithson
      6th April 14

      Mate, awesome to hear from you! Presumably Vic or Peter told you about the site? Still gutted that I missed you in Melbourne. I only found out you were there when I got to Canberra…

      Ha. I don’t know about ‘so mature’ but thanks man. You can grab a copy of the paperback on pre-order from that Book Depository link above. Hope you like it. And don’t tell mum what’s inside!

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  3. tattoogirl
    30th April 14

    Ack! You wrote a book! A book! Congratulations. I’m ordering in Amazon right now. Thanks for everything, Sean. Would live to meet you in person some day. Much love from Brooklyn! xoxo

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    • Sean Smithson
      2nd May 14

      Ditto. If. Sorry, when I make it back to NYC, we’re definitely going out for drinks.

      And thanks so much. I’m just waiting to hear back from the publisher about a small detail but there’s a strong possibility it’ll go to print later today. Meaning it could be with you by the end of next week! Hope it doesn’t disappoint.

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  5. ISpontein
    7th May 14

    Where is the like button?? 😕

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  6. KippFu
    8th May 14

    this is friggin awesome! congratulations dude, im going to pick me up a copy. bravo!!

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    • Sean Smithson
      8th May 14

      Thanks a lot Broseph. I really appreciate the support. Not just now but also back when I was trying to get it off the ground.

      Hopefully it won’t disappoint!

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  7. charlypriest
    12th May 14

    O.k, I did what you told, I shared it with my chumbs on twitter.

    Chumbs…only the Brit´s can come up with a name like that. It even sounds like a compliment. The Brit´s, only you can insult people and make it sound classy.

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    • Sean Smithson
      12th May 14

      Thanks man, I really appreciate that. Though believe me, I’m definitely not trying to insult anyone!

      Expecting the eBook draft this week. Fingers crossed you won’t have to wait much longer…

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      • charlypriest
        12th May 14

        Looking forward for the e-book, lets have a taste of laughter by my man! Mr. Sean.

        I know your not trying to insult anyone, the thing is that I always thought that in the way some British people, some, speak with a somewhat poetic tone the insults sound as compliments 🙂

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  8. 10eveningflowers
    15th May 14

    Can you write the other way?? 😉 LOL !!! How about “How to lose a guy in 10 days” – i will be ur first buyer 😀

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    • Sean Smithson
      15th May 14

      My title was actually completely based on that film! And I’m afraid I only specialise in screwing things up with women… Though you may find that you still enjoy the content?

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      • 10eveningflowers
        15th May 14

        Cool!!! I will grab a copy 🙂 deal !!!! So if someone tries those tricks on me i can kick the hell out that freaking idiot 😉

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        • Sean Smithson
          15th May 14

          Yeah, I’m not sure there are too many men out there who think the same as me so I imagine you should be just fine.

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          • 10eveningflowers
            15th May 14

            Here u go wrong!!! All are equally irritating!! M soon gonna volunteer for “be single always” 🙂 🙂 !!!!

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        • Sean Smithson
          15th May 14

          Oh. And thank you by the way!

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  10. janeybgood
    26th May 14

    I am going to get this. Question: will it fit behind a copy of Ulysses? Because I’m supervising exams this summer and I’m going to be super bored. Although I’m afraid I’ll giggle. A lot. But I’m laughing with you. With you. Ahem.

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    • Sean Smithson
      26th May 14

      Ha. Trust me Janey, you’ll definitely be laughing AT me. And guess what? They’re finally being delivered to people tomorrow!

      As for your question; I actually think it will do. But maybe it isn’t the best thing to read in the presence of students..?

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      • janeybgood
        27th May 14

        Go you! And yeah, you’re probably right but exam supervision is so boring. I once confiscated a student’s ps3 and then proceeded to play it for the rest of the exam. Super teacher.

        Anyway, the book looks great, I can’t wait to read it.

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        • Sean Smithson
          27th May 14

          Thanks Janey. I have a feeling you’ll enjoy it! Oh and it will definitely fit inside a copy of Ulysses.

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  11. butimbeautiful
    28th May 14

    I’m strongly tempted! If I read it I’ll think of heaps more ways, of course. Mind you I never get rid of a guy if he’s cute, no matter how annoying he is.

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    • Sean Smithson
      30th May 14

      Well the eBook really shouldn’t be much longer now if price/convenience is a deciding factor? And regarding the number of ways; believe me I have about 90 more up my sleeve. I just picked the worst 10. Or should that be the best..?

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  13. MeglyMc
    22nd June 14

    Review written, bitch! They’ll post it when they have reviewed it? Like they really read all that crap.

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    • Sean Smithson
      22nd June 14

      Thanks, Bitch! I really appreciate it. Just had a look and nothing is there. So apparently they might actually read the stuff..?

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      • MeglyMc
        22nd June 14

        Oh dear Lord…let’s hope not! I totally enclosed a picture of my boobs!

        (no….no, I didn’t)

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        • Sean Smithson
          22nd June 14

          Ha. It came through and I love it. Thank you. It probably got held up because you mentioned tits! Should’ve just gone with the picture Megan…

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          • MeglyMc
            22nd June 14

            I know…I know…no respect whatsoever for my mind.

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  15. Miss Marcia
    22nd July 14

    Definitely adding your book to my to-read list. 🙂
    Congratulations!!

    Best,
    Marcia

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